Tony Bliar available for hire

Do you or your company need a natural born liar? Then Phony Tony is your man. Not only he can lie with a smile on his face but he is so CON vincing...

Pricing:

As benefits a world-renowned former statesman in his prime, Tony Blair requires reasonable remuneration for public speaking engagements. Prices start at just £500,000 for a fifteen minute speech (excluding first-class travel and overnight five-star accommodation for Tony Blair and his entourage). However, money need not be a barrier to booking Tony Blair for your event, with discounts of up to 4% available for registered charities.

Please note that despite high public demand, Tony Blair will not be appearing on the X-Factor or Celebrity Big Brother for the foreseeable future. Discussions are ongoing about a guest appearance on American Idol. http://www.tonyblairoffice.org.uk/pricing.php