If'n they's not Christian, ain't we's supposed to be a killin' 'em?

What? G. Bush ain't a Christian? Are you sure? Did anyone bother to ask that Jesus H. Christ guy? Someone really should, you know. Wouldn't Jesus H. Christ "know" if'n G. Bush weren't no Christian or not? Old Jesus H. must surely know if'n G. Bush is or is he not.

Now, I'm fairly positive that G. Bush said somewhere or should that be sometime, that he was. Christian. So, if'n G. Bush says he's Christian and then does all those Christian things like renditions and detentions and tortures and war and that genocide killing stuff, don't we'uns supposed to take him at his word? G. Bush is the gol-durned president of America. Isn't he supposed to be the President?

Wait-a-minute-there ... it just hit me. Like a ton o' bricks. WHAT IF G. BUSH IS LYING?

Uh-oh, we'uns is in big trouble now. What if Bush has been lying all along? What if'n G. Bush isn't not a Christian Bible believin' sort of American? Do you know what that means? Well? More...