Send the Zionists bastards to Gliese 581

Our scientists, putting their technology to good use, have discovered a potentially habitable planet, according to Science News, “just 20.5 light-years from Earth.” It circles about the red dwarf Gliese 581, a star one-third as heavy as the sun. Alan Boss of the Carnegie Institution believes the planet is “arguably the first habitable planet” ever identified.

It’s too bad we don’t have the technology to visit this planet and determine its habitability. According to the theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking, if we developed a way to enter a wormhole, it might be possible to “travel from one side of the galaxy, to the other, in a week or two,” and thus it would not take 40,000 years to reach Gliese 581 with the space travel technology currently available—the space shuttle maxes out at 17,000 miles per hour—or rather the space travel technology we are told is currently available. As it now stands, we are able to shuffle around photons and atoms by way of quantum teleportation, and only over the distance of a few millimeters, so a “beam me up, Scotty” scenario is out of the question, and that is really too bad. We could send the evil bastards where they can harm nobody